The Big Brewhaha

The Thirsty Goat Brewpub is on the move!

With the events of the Regional Octamillenial Brewing Contest behind them, the team heads to the dwarven capital to compete against the best the country has to offer. But when they arrive, they find a city in turmoil.

Political factions compete for dominance in the city as the Octamillenial approaches, but Pete has more important things to worry about, like sourcing a local supplier for hops! Will Pete manage to nab the mantle of the greatest brewer? Will Penelope finally find her prince? And why are ducks so terrifying? With the help of new friends, the Thirsty Goat will need to weather the storm as the capital city erupts in one big brouhaha!

Book 3 of a Cozy Fantasy Series filled with love, laughter, epic fantasy, and a little melancholy. Beers & Beards balances epic fantasy & slice-of-life with charm aplenty and a charisma score high enough to make a bard blush. It doesn't matter if you like beer or not, this is set to fill your need for comforting stories.

Explore our curated pairings below to create your own cozy moment and bring this story to life.
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The Big Brewhaha

This title is not currently available for purchase at The Cozy Lantern Archive, but you can still check out our hand selected cozy pairings below.

The Big Brewhaha

This title is not currently available for purchase at The Cozy Lantern Archive, but you can still check out our hand selected cozy pairings below.

Cozy Pairings

Each pairing is chosen to create a cozy moment where scent, story, and craft come together.
Voodoo

Voodoo is a rich and inviting fragrance built around the depth of freshly brewed coffee, softened with the natural sweetness of sugar cane. Warm and slightly indulgent, this scent blends bold, roasted notes with a smooth, lingering sweetness that feels both energizing and comforting. Subtle and atmospheric, it carries a hint of something more, adding a layer of intrigue that makes the fragrance feel warm, familiar, and just a little bit magical.

Why we chose this: Pete is a simple man who loves good beer and good friends, and he has woken up in a fantasy world as a dwarf with magnificent facial hair, determined to save an entire civilization from its own terrible brewing habits. Voodoo carries the warm, roasted depth of a story built around the craft of something carefully made, rich coffee and sweet sugar cane and a hint of something that feels like a brew finding its perfect form. It is the candle for every book in this series, from Pete's first days in Lockwood to the grandest brewing competitions the dwarven world has to offer. Light this candle and let the warmth fill the room like a brewery where something exceptional is slowly, patiently becoming exactly what it was always meant to be.

Ceramic pairings coming soon!