That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Human

When a spirited young woman with a penchant for adventure finds herself locked away in a dragon’s tower, she realizes that fate has a peculiar sense of humor when it comes to her romantic prospects, in this laugh-out-loud fantasy rom-com.

All children are told fairytales. Some are epic adventures with high stakes and exciting twists, while others are tales of pitiful princesses trapped in boring towers pining for their Prince Charmings to come and rescue them. Growing up, Cherry always hated those stories. Why didn’t the princesses just get up and rescue themselves? Little did she know that her own fate would take an ironically similar turn. Because now, here she is. Stuck. In a tower. Turns out, when a dragon holds you hostage, he doesn’t just let you get up and leave.

Who knew?

And just when Cherry thinks she sees hope on the horizon, that hope is smashed to bits by—you guessed it—another damn dragon.

Explore our curated pairings below to create your own cozy moment and bring this story to life.
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That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Human

This title is not currently available for purchase at The Cozy Lantern Archive, but you can still check out our hand selected cozy pairings below.

That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Human

This title is not currently available for purchase at The Cozy Lantern Archive, but you can still check out our hand selected cozy pairings below.

Cozy Pairings

Each pairing is chosen to create a cozy moment where scent, story, and craft come together.
Voodoo

Voodoo is a rich and inviting fragrance built around the depth of freshly brewed coffee, softened with the natural sweetness of sugar cane. Warm and slightly indulgent, this scent blends bold, roasted notes with a smooth, lingering sweetness that feels both energizing and comforting. Subtle and atmospheric, it carries a hint of something more, adding a layer of intrigue that makes the fragrance feel warm, familiar, and just a little bit magical.

Why we chose this: Cinnamon saved a demon in a wine-drunk stupor and ended up on a quest. Brie accidentally hit a werewolf with a love potion. Cherry is trapped in a tower by a dragon. None of these women asked for any of this, and all of them are going to have an excellent time anyway. Voodoo carries the warm, slightly chaotic depth of a series where magic keeps arriving uninvited and the results are always more entertaining than expected, rich coffee and sweet sugar cane and a hint of something that feels like fate with a very mischievous sense of humor. It is the candle for every book in this series. Light this candle and let the warmth fill the room like an evening that started simply and ended somewhere nobody planned for.

Ceramic pairings coming soon!