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If You've Got It, Haunt It
Nothing is permanent. Not even death.
I’m Bree Mortimer, and I can bring ghosts back to life.
The hot-as-Hades Roman Centurion in my bedroom is living proof that I can raise the dead. Now all I have to do is stop him swimming naked in the duck pond and trying to stab anyone with a man bun, and my life will be perfect.
Hah. That’s a joke. My life is a spooktacular failure. I’ve got two ghostly lovers who are desperate for me to bring them back, too, but if I don’t figure out how to control my new magical powers, there could be grave consequences.
And that’s going to be difficult since the only person who can help me was ripped to pieces by a monster who can’t possibly be human. Some dark power is after resurrection magic, and if I don’t figure out how to stop it, I’m next.
Luckily, with a sword-wielding psychotic ex-ghost, a sarcastic royal rake, a cinnamon roll Victorian gentleman, a sadistic bat, a vampire-slaying bookshop owner, and the village undertaker on my side, I stand a ghost of a chance. Right?
Bree and her ghostly men are back for another spooky adventure in, If You've Got It, Haunt It, book 2 of this darkly humorous cozy fantasy series by bestselling author Steffanie Holmes. If you love a sarcastic heroine, hot, possessive and slightly unhinged ghostly men, a mystery to solve, and a little kooky, spooky lovin’ to set your coffin a rockin’, then quit ghouling around and start reading!
If You've Got It, Haunt It
If You've Got It, Haunt It
Cozy Pairings
Speakeasy is a rich and layered fragrance that opens with warm spice and soft smoke, blending cardamom, incense, and pimento berry. At its heart, notes of saffron, plum blossom, and tobacco leaves create a deep and slightly sweet warmth, while hints of licorice add a subtle intrigue. The scent settles into a smooth, lingering base of palo santo, patchouli, vanilla, and dark chocolate, bringing a soft sweetness to its darker edges. Complex and atmospheric, this fragrance feels warm, enveloping, and quietly captivating.
Why we chose this: Bree Mortimer can see dead people, and the three ghosts she used to play with as a child have grown up into infuriatingly attractive men with unfinished business that turns out, improbably, to be her. Between cemetery tours, fresh corpses, resurrection magic, and a Roman centurion who loves the Great British Bake Off, this series is darkly funny, warmly strange, and entirely its own thing. Speakeasy carries the layered, slightly forbidden atmosphere of a world where the living and the dead keep finding their way into each other's business, rich with smoky warmth and the deep sweetness of something that should be complicated but feels entirely, irresistibly right. It is the candle for every book in this series. Light this candle as Bree steps into Grimdale Cemetery on her first day of work, and let the atmospheric richness fill the room like a graveyard on a warm evening where the company is better than it has any right to be.