If You've Got It, Haunt It
Nothing is permanent. Not even death.
I’m Bree Mortimer, and I can bring ghosts back to life.
The hot-as-Hades Roman Centurion in my bedroom is living proof that I can raise the dead. Now all I have to do is stop him swimming naked in the duck pond and trying to stab anyone with a man bun, and my life will be perfect.
Hah. That’s a joke. My life is a spooktacular failure. I’ve got two ghostly lovers who are desperate for me to bring them back, too, but if I don’t figure out how to control my new magical powers, there could be grave consequences.
And that’s going to be difficult since the only person who can help me was ripped to pieces by a monster who can’t possibly be human. Some dark power is after resurrection magic, and if I don’t figure out how to stop it, I’m next.
Luckily, with a sword-wielding psychotic ex-ghost, a sarcastic royal rake, a cinnamon roll Victorian gentleman, a sadistic bat, a vampire-slaying bookshop owner, and the village undertaker on my side, I stand a ghost of a chance. Right?
Bree and her ghostly men are back for another spooky adventure in, If You've Got It, Haunt It, book 2 of this darkly humorous cozy fantasy series by bestselling author Steffanie Holmes. If you love a sarcastic heroine, hot, possessive and slightly unhinged ghostly men, a mystery to solve, and a little kooky, spooky lovin’ to set your coffin a rockin’, then quit ghouling around and start reading!
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Step into a world of warmth and wonder
This tale weaves together the comfort of home with the thrill of discovery, creating a sanctuary for those who seek magic in the everyday. Spice level: mild. Stakes: personal growth and belonging.
What makes this story unforgettable
The book carries the weight of genuine emotion without pretense. It moves through its world with the quiet confidence of something that knows exactly what it is. A story for those who understand that magic lives in small moments.
Themes and atmosphere
Cozy, found family, magical creatures, quiet adventure, belonging
Special features
Illustrated maps, embossed cover, hand-stitched binding, gilt edges
Reading experience
Best enjoyed slowly with tea, perfect for evening reading, ideal for quiet moments
Ideal for readers who love
Gentle narratives, immersive worlds, character-driven stories, comfort reads
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